No More Biscuits

by Pandacar

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No More Biscuits is a collection of self-produced demo recordings from Pandacar.

Recorded at the band's rehearsal space and home studio, No More Biscuits includes the bands first three releases ('Sanctimonious', 'Snake' & 'History's Repeating') and crowd favourite 'The Dancing Queen'.

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released June 7, 2019

Pandacar are: Nick Patrick (vocals and guitar), Eddy MacKenzie (bass and vocals) and Nathan Langridge (drums and vocals)

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Pandacar Glasgow, UK

Bonding over a love of noisy music and a need to hit back over recent world events, these self-proclaimed 'good boy punks' are on a mission to make some noise, have some fun, and get it done! With fuzz-soaked basslines, jagged guitar, driving drums, and a punk pathetique attitude, Pandacar are a mix of classic punk protest with their own unique sense of humour. ... more

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Track Name: History's Repeating
Adolf Hitler
Flew in yesterday
Wearing a blonde toupee
They sent out the limousines
Strangest thing I've ever seen
And I've read paranormal magazines!

Do you think history's repeating?
Do you think history's repeating?
Do you think history's repeating?
Do you think history repeats itself?

Margaret Thatcher
Her spitting image
At the helm of government
She's half-robotic
Totally idiotic
A feminist's worst nightmare

Do you think history's repeating?
Do you think history's repeating?
Do you think history's repeating?
Oh, I think history repeats itself

The head of the KGB
Is one BBC Three
Why don't you turn off your TV?
If you've run out of coke
Why not just try Novichok?

Do you think history's repeating?
Do you think history's repeating?
Do you think history's repeating?
Oh, I think history repeats itself
Track Name: Snake
I know a snake that I hate,
He slithers and slides,
his wee beady eyes.
Everybody knows,
a Snakes got no legs,
To stand on.

I know a snake and of late,
I won't sympathise,
I can see through his lies.
His hiss is by far,
More deadlier than,
His bite!

I know a snake and of late,
I won't empathise,
I can see his disguise.
He gives you the apple,
And all that he wants,
Is the tree.

He slithers and slides,
his wee beady eyes.
Everybody knows,
a Snakes got no legs,
His hiss is by far,
More deadlier than,
He gives you the apple,
And all that he wants,
Is the tree.
Track Name: Sanctimonious
Are you like this every day
You sanctimonious fuck
I don't care what Jesus said
You sanctimonious fuck
Just let those people be
You sanctimonious fuck
Stop reading the Daily Mail
You sanctimonious fuck

He hates the EU, but he drives a BMW
He hates the EU, but he drives a BMW
He hates the EU, but he drives a BMW
He hates it, he hates it, he hates it!

Are you like this every day
You sanctimonious fuck
I don't care what Jesus said
You sanctimonious fuck
Just let those people be
You sanctimonious fuck
Stop reading the Daily Fail
You sanctimonious fuck

He hates the EU, but he drives a BMW
He hates the EU, but he drives a BMW
He hates the EU, but he drives a BMW
He hates it, he hates it, he hates it!
Track Name: The Dancing Queen
Another bloody strike
workers can do as they like
Imagine if you had no money
always got a rumbling tummy

Another line outside the dole
trying to plug a never-ending hole
They take the money from your pocket
especially those who ain't got it

So come on Theresa May
tell us what you've got to say
It will be all right
if you just do a shimmy slide

Dancing Queen.

Another commons summit
about the price of a punnet
How they're gonna feed you rats
and put maggots in your baps

So come on Mr Junckert,
Gonna make it happen sooner,
It will be all right,
if you just do a shimmy slide.

Dancing Queen.

Listen up cause I've got something to tell you,
you're gonna have to make the cut!.

No more avocados,
no more holidays,
no more gin cocktails,
no more craft breweries,
not more iPhone upgrades,
and no more games to play.

But I've got something worst to tell you,
worst than what's went before,
She'll blame it on the immigrants,
When we run out of biscuits?

No more biscuits!

No more party rings,
No digestives,
Custard Creams.
No more Oreos
Choco Leibniz
Or fig rolls
No more hobnobs
malted milk
caramel logs
No ginger nuts
Jammie Dodgers
Or bourbons.

Shortbread,
Snowball,
Teacake,
Penguin
Little pink wafer,
Kit-Kat,
Chocolate fingers!

No More Biscuits!

Time out!

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